I lived in NYC for almost a decade. *This* is my story.
A is for Assholes.
NYC has a much greater density of assholes per capita than any other city on Earth!
Maggie L.E.
B is for Butt Sweat.
Butt sweat is a frequent occurrence on the subway in August.
Maggie L.E.
C is for Construction Scaffolding.
I've gone whole days without ever being exposed to sunlight. On the plus side, I was also never hit with a falling brick!
Maggie L.E.
D is for Dignity.
My dignity is the price I paid to live here.
Maggie L.E.
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