*Hopes it's Pillow Talk*
Sunday, January 31, 2016
15 Oral Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself
"I threw up on his penis and my instant reaction was to put the vomit back in my mouth."
I once got a cock ring stuck in my throat while giving a blow job, and I started choking. I was thinking to myself: "This is it. This is how I'm doing to die. Death by wiener." I also started thinking about my funeral and people asking my mom how it happened. I started laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all that the cock ring got unstuck.
I had my labret (under my lip) pierced, and a U-shaped hoop and little spikes on each side to keep it on. One day I was going down on my boyfriend, and when he went to push his dick in, his foreskin managed to get caught on my lip ring. One of the little spikes ripped through his foreskin and pierced it. I had to take the other spike off and pulling the ring out through my lip and his dick. I stopped wearing spikes on my piercings the next day.
My boyfriend and I were on vacation and decided to head into the bedroom for the night. We had a little too much wine, but still decided to have oral sex. I threw up on his penis, and my instant reaction was to suck all of the vomit back in my mouth. He later described it as a vacuuming sensation and thought it was pretty cool. I cried for a solid two hours.
If Lady Gaga Lyrics Were Motivational Posters
♫ I live for the applause, applause, applause. ♫
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18 Unforgettable Ways To Pizza-Tize Your Superbowl Party
Three words: Hot. Dog. Pizza.
Pepperoni Pizza Twists
Get the recipe here.
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Pizza Totchos
What the heck is a totcho? THEY'RE PIZZA-COVERED TATER TOTS. ?
Get the recipe here.
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Mini Margherita Pizza Bites
Get the recipe here.
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Pepperoni Pizza Dip
AKA the dip you've seen in your dreams so many times.
Get the recipe here.
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27 Subtle And Tasteful White Ink Tattoos
Because you've been thinking about getting inked.
This "Expecto Patronum" tat serves as my reminder to pull out happy thoughts whenever my mind turns dark. Also, I’ve had it for a year and my mom still hasn’t noticed it.
I have a puzzle piece to support autism awareness.
Saturday, January 30, 2016
20 Times Mamrie Hart Was Just Too Damn Funny
She's an actual queen.
When she almost burned her house down.
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When she grossed herself out.
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When she was modest af.
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When her eyes said it all.
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7 Tips for Driving Targeted Web traffic With Twitter
Social media has lots of uses-- from making get in touches with to carrying out client service-- yet driving quality website traffic to your site is Twitter's ace in the hole. The big inquiry is this: How can we get more of that charming attention we yearn for?
As my current survey programs, creating inbound website traffic is the number-one requirement that people have today, and also permanently reason. Traffic translates right into:
Interest, interaction, conversation and acknowledgment
Spreading your message everywhere
Prospects and customer opt-ins
Customers, enhanced sales as well as leads
Media and also meetings, which lead to more interest
... and last but not least, an ego boost.
In a previous write-up below I pointed out the numerous benefits of Twitter for your business. Currently below are seven key points you should understand if you wish to get more targeted web traffic from Twitter:
# 1: Know your target market
Growing your website traffic consistently starts with your audience if you wish to do it right. Untargeted, uninterested "favorites" are a wild-goose chase as well as resources at worst, and also at finest simply pure vanity.
Just what does your audience want and need?
How do they like it supplied?
Which subjects are on their minds right now?
Are there fads that are expanding in appeal?
How do these folks speak? What words and phrases do they use?
This indicates that driving web traffic runnings with paying attention and noting. Get to know your target so you can most efficiently involve them.
Twitter has a device for this. Use search.twitter.com to locate just what people in your niche are speaking about and adhere to some of their conversations.
Once you get a suggestion of just what people are interested in, participate those discussions and talk with individuals.
# 2: Obtain the "ideal" fans
A lot rubbish is thrown around concerning ways to expand your follower count that it makes it appear that the number is all that matters. Incorrect!
You require people to intend to hear what you need to say. This implies you do NOT want people who auto-follow considering that they are either:
Robots as well as unreal humans (e.g., spam software program, individuals attempting to inflate their follower matter, scrapers).
Not actually reviewing your tweets and also simply following to allow you to DM them.
The fans you most desire are those who follow you due to the fact that they are interested and also believe they will obtain worth from your tweets. These individuals are most likely to locate you by means of:.
People retweeting your things, either within Twitter or making use of a TweetMeme switch.
References from various other Twitter individuals.
Your blog site; for example, your write-ups that say "Follow me on Twitter at @chrisgarrett and tell me just what you think," or your sidebar Follow Me switch.
Other people's blogs, when you guest post or comment.
Clicking your discussion forum trademark when you join discussions, or your email trademark.
However Twitter cut off an actually wonderful manner in which people utilized to obtain targeted Twitter fans. It used to be that we could "eavesdrop" to chats that people we complied with were having, today you need to be complying with both events. This suggests we can't discover new individuals this way. If an individual puts something before they discuss your @name it could still work, as well as I still sometimes obtain followers via that.
Essentially the suggestions is, place your Twitter name where it will be seen and urge individuals to discuss it!
# 3: Create engagement.
Talk with individuals.
Involve your fans. Don't merely see them as a passive list of eyeballs! Deal with people as humans as well as you will certainly do better at this things. Buy USA Twitter Followers It is called social media for a factor.
Ask questions.
Hold chats.
Dip right into others' discussions.
Urge comments.
# 4: Get clicks.
So now your fans are seeing you as a fascinating individual as well as not a robotic "feed," which suggests they are most likely to take notice when you tweet out a link.
Tweet Prized possession Hyperlinks.
Whatever you do, do not merely tweet your personal stuff. That is both selfish and monotonous!
Get involved in the behavior of discussing anything cool, despite that developed it. Retweet good stuff as well as other individuals are going to be a lot more ready to retweet your own. Tweet out enjoyable and also valuable links your buddies send you in e-mail or from the information. Be known as an individual that tweets excellent things.
Timing.
Not every person is online at the same time. There is a whole world exterior of your timezone, plus individuals have a different routine compared to you. You recognize the feeling of complication when you land in a foreign country. Not only have you reached adapt to neighborhood time, however likewise people appear to have their meals at a various time of day, stores open as well as close at weird hours, and company meetings seem to be held randomly. Twitter is like that, you can't just consider a time zone converter as well as assume people will certainly go to their desk at a certain time.
Tweet the very same thing a couple of times, a couple of hrs apart, to provide your message several chances to be seen.
Differ the times of day you tweet and monitor feedback.
Watch for the optimals as well as troughs of activity in YOUR stream (not simply what benefit others).
I have the tendency to intend to capture the peak times for Aussies, the EU/Brits, East Coastline USA, as well as West Coast U.S.A, but it is much from a specific science!
Headings.
There are 2 main driving factors that impact your opportunities of getting a click:.
Your track record.
The heading.
Hopefully at this point # 1 is dealt with, but # 2 takes some work.
First of all, utilize my complimentary download 102 Proven Heading Formulas as a beginning point. There are 102 fill-in-the-blank layouts which ought to provide you a head start on creating a convincing subtitle.
If you use an intriguing title as well as it matches your target market's wants and requires, then you are getting clicks.
Split examination.
You may not obtain it right the first time, so attempt an additional variant:.
Phrase it as a question.
Make it into a "The best ways to" heading.
Use curiosity versus merely the realities.
A great deal of this is about discovering exactly what your audience responds to finest.
# 5: Action efficiency.
When you use a link-shortener with a built-in click-tracker such as bit.ly, you can see just how well any one of your links carry out. This is useful for boosting gradually and to see which web links obtain picked up virally. As they expression, just what you gauge you obtain even more of!
With Twitter it's not merely the link clicks that YOU obtain, however the retweets as well as shares that truly drive the actual website traffic. TweetMeme and bit.ly can provide you vital reporting regarding just how well you do, as well as your Google Analytics.
# 6: Do more of what works, however examination, test, test.
When you discover what help you, do more of that. Keep in mind though that if you just do the same points you will certainly either obtain the exact same outcomes and also not improve, or you will break that strategy. Experiment, find out as well as blend it up.
Patterns transform, strategies boost, crazes go out of fashion. Do not obtain stuck on rails, action as well as flow with your audience.
# 7: Urge sharing.
As soon as you have your preliminary click, your job is refrained!
Ensure your article has a TweetMeme button so that any individual that likes just what you discussed could conveniently discuss it also.
If you intend to get really expensive, give people a reward to share, such as a random reward attracting for anyone who tweets your message. Certainly, the message will have a web link back to you ...
Every so often it doesn't harmed to actually ask for retweets. Merely don't exaggerate it, as you will just annoy your fans. This will certainly make them much less responsive, instead of more.
Does it actually function?
So yes, it does function.
Bottom line:.
Compile the appropriate viewers.
Be incredible.
Share awesome things.
Encourage other individuals to discuss it too.
Does Twitter work to create website traffic for your stuff?
What's The Hardest Part About Having Thin Hair?
"My hair is like… I have none." — Britney Spears
Even when your mane is at its best, having thin hair can sometimes be a real struggle.
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Like, some days you just want to rock a bun that looks straight off those stylish Tumblr accounts — but your hair has other plans.
Maybe you start your day by curling your locks, and by the time your commute is over, they're flat AF.
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Or perhaps you've tried all the thickening product in the world, but it just makes your hair greasy and gross.
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26 Hilarious Reasons People Actually Cried While Drunk
"I cried in the rain because I didn't know where ducks went when it got cold outside."
Convincing yourself that the garbage man steals the trash:
A friend of mine began crying when she saw the garbage man taking out the trash. She was utterly convinced that he was stealing it.
—Allison Kraus, Facebook
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Being made into a Sim:
My best friend made me into a Sim. We were laying in bed after a night of drinking when she showed me the Sim and her family. I was so touched that my friend immortalized me in a video game, I started to cry.
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A cat astronaut t-shirt:
I was wearing a shirt that had a cat dressed as an astronaut on it. I caught a glimpse of the cat astronaut in the mirror and started crying because the cat fulfilled his dreams and I was just a drunk on a Tuesday.
—Danielle Clearwater, Facebook
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Friday, January 29, 2016
15 Ways We Can All Relate To Squidward Tentacles In The Winter
We all get like Squidward Tentacles when the weather gets cold…
When the weather forecast calls for below-freezing temperatures all week.
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You're ready to begin your day only to find a fresh six inches of snow at your door.
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The sun's reflection off the snow makes it impossible to see the moment you step outside.
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It's super cold outside, but it's even colder when you first get into your car in the morning.
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What's The Best Valentine's Day Gift You've Ever Received?
Tell us about the present you'll never forget.
Valentine's Day is great because there are a few "typical" present options that make gifting easy: Cards, flowers, candy, and teddy bears — the usual.
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But, as with all holidays, your imagination is the only real parameter for gifts.
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Some people make deeply personal, handcrafted tokens of affection for their partner and/or loved ones.
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Other people feed the connection between good food and love.
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Can You Guess The TV Show By Its One-Star Review?
Sometimes the worst reviews are the most revealing.
Which Pakistani Hunk Should Be Your Valentine Based On Your Zodiac?
We're sure you're gonna win this time!
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Which Nirvana Song Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Here we are now, in containers! Avocado, a potato!
15 Amazing Chocolate Desserts You Can Make In Just 15 Minutes
For all the lazy chocoholics out there!
Lindt Chocolate Lava Mug Cake
Recipe here.
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Real Deal Waffle Donuts
Recipe here.
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Matcha White Chocolate Bar
Recipe here.
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Frozen Brown Cow
Recipe here.
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Disney Princesses As X-Men Are Fierce AF
Slayyy!
Tiana as Storm
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Snow White as Jubilee
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Belle as Shadowcat
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Mulan as X-23
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Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Are You More Kanye West, Wiz Khalifa, Or Amber Rose?
All of this is very distracting to my creative process.
21 Insanely Hot Dishes Guaranteed To Spice Up Your Life
Spice it up!
Slow Cooker Firecracker Chicken Meatballs
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Spicy Kale Chips
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Spicy Pepper Curry
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Spicy Zucchini Coconut Curry
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What's The Craziest Thing That Happened To You During Oral Sex?
"Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing."
Life wouldn't be the same without one very beautiful thing: oral sex.
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It gives us the kind of pleasure that nothing else ever could.
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Although it makes us feel good, sometimes oral sex can go horribly wrong.
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Maybe your bae got her period while you were giving her head, and you accidentally swallowed some blood.
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Answer These Four Questions And We'll Guess Your Gender
Are you a boy from Mars or a girl from Venus?
Which "The Office" GIF Are You Based On Your Least Favorite Quality?
Deep down, we're all ignorant sluts just like Dwight.
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
If "Mean Girls" Were About Nuns
Meet the "Amen Girls."
Mean Girls is, without a doubt, a millennial classic that won't soon be forgotten.
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Thanks to #RearrangeAWordChangeAFilm, a trending hashtag on Twitter, it got turned into Amen Girls!
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"On Wednesdays we read the Bible."
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28 Foolproof Ways To Eat Pizza Every Damn Day
Pizza all day e'erday.
Mini Caprese Deep Dish Pizzas
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Cheesy Pizza Pull-Apart Bread
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Ham and Mushroom Stromboli
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Pepperoni Pizza Bites
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