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Monday, February 1, 2016
17 Animal Vines Literally Every Person Can Relate To
Pizza beagle is all of us.
When you're the only sober one at the party.
–Carlee Barackman, Facebook
When you completely forget about the homework.
When someone leaves leftover cake in the kitchen.
Which Swedish Female Artist Is Your Favorite Based On Your Favorite Swedish Things?
~ I don't care, I love it! ~
15 Oral Sex Horror Stories That'll Make You Gag
"I threw up on his penis and my instant reaction was to put the vomit back in my mouth."
I once got a cock ring stuck in my throat while giving a blow job, and I started choking. I was thinking to myself: "This is it. This is how I'm doing to die. Death by wiener." I also started thinking about my funeral and people asking my mom how it happened. I started laughing so hard at the absurdity of it all that the cock ring got unstuck.
I had my labret (under my lip) pierced, and a U-shaped hoop and little spikes on each side to keep it on. One day I was going down on my boyfriend, and when he went to push his dick in, his foreskin managed to get caught on my lip ring. One of the little spikes ripped through his foreskin and pierced it. I had to take the other spike off and pulling the ring out through my lip and his dick. I stopped wearing spikes on my piercings the next day.
My boyfriend and I were on vacation and decided to head into the bedroom for the night. We had a little too much wine, but still decided to have oral sex. I threw up on his penis, and my instant reaction was to suck all of the vomit back in my mouth. He later described it as a vacuuming sensation and thought it was pretty cool. I cried for a solid two hours.
Which "Pretty Little Liars" Hunk Should Be Your Valentine Based On Your Zodiac?
Happy Valentine's Day, bitches. - A
How Well Do You Remember The Lyrics To "Poker Face" By Lady Gaga?
♫ I promise this, promise this, check this hand cause I'm marvelous ♫
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