I want pizzaaaaaa, P-I-Z-Z-A.
Saturday, April 30, 2016
16 Quirky Items For People Who Don't Do Mornings
Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee. Or ever.
This clock that truly gets you.
Get it here for $30.
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This cross stitch that describes your mood 24/7.
Get it here for $22.
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This snarky print of the unofficial 11th commandment of mornings.
Get it here for $4.99.
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This tired face emoji necklace, because it you.
Grab it here for $6.95.
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Can You Identify '90s Cartoons Based On A Single Letter From Their Title?
♫ Everyday when you're walking down the street… ♫
What's Your Favorite Cheap-Ass Wine?
Ballin' on a budget.
Wine is great. It's really that simple.
Yes, please.
HBO
Spending money is not as fun as drinking wine.
Universal Pictures
BUT unlike many things in life, wine can be both cheap AND good.
Amen.
FOX
Maybe you ride or die for the famous "Two Buck Chuck".
Friday, April 29, 2016
21 Boozy Desserts You Need To Eat ASAP
Alcohol + dessert = the perfect combination.
Chocolate Stout Cream Pie With Irish Cream Whipped Cream
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Baileys Chocolate Mousse
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Rye Old Fashioned No-Churn Ice Cream
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Patrón Incendio Molten Lava Cake
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If Lyrics From Beyoncé's "Lemonade" Were Motivational Posters
I was served lemons, but I made lemonade.
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15 Boozy Ways To Take Your Margarita Obsession To The Next Level
Cheers!
Hibiscus and Strawberry Margarita Ice Cream Float
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Blackberry Habanero Margarita
Chili Pepper Madness / Via chilipeppermadness.com
Blood Orange Margarita With Smoky Salt
Fox and Briar / Via foxandbriar.com
Blood Orange, Black Currant, and Aniseed Margarita
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Which '00s Girl Group Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
Don't cha wish your girl group was hot like these?
What's The Craziest Celebrity Conspiracy Theory You've Ever Heard?
It's time to get weird.
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Even better is a conspiracy theory that involves a celebrity...that's when things get REALLY fun.
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Which Disney Channel Original Series Are You Based On Your Zodiac?
Time to find out if you're a Lizzie or a Louis.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Which 5SOS Song Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
♫ You look so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear ♫
19 Things Anyone Who Has Ever Been Called A "Goody Goody" Will Understand
*Fears being sent to the principal's office of life.*
E!
E!
Even though you WANT to, you can never bring yourself to break the rules:
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Which "Harry Potter" Character Do You Belong With Based On Your Zodiac Sign?
“We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.”
19 Homemade Candy Bars That Are Even Better Than The Real Deal
Say goodbye to the candy aisle forever.
Homemade Snickers Bars
Recipe here.
Homemade Twix
Recipe here.
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Homemade Butterfinger Bites
Recipe here.
Homemade Reese's Cups
Recipe here.
14 Scrumptious Quick Breads Literally Anyone Can Pull Off
Well, what are you waiting for?
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Bread
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Cherry Bread
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Bacon Jalapeño Popper Cheesy Bread
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Cinnamon Sugar Blueberry Banana Bread
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12 Mouthwatering Dishes To Take Your Picnic To The Next Level
Thank god for warmer weather.
Herby Potato Salad
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Quinoa, Black Bean, and Corn Salad
Mini Quiche Bites
Shaved Asparagus and Arugula Salad
12 Charts Only People With Test Anxiety Will Understand
Does writing my name count for extra points?
Nothing is more annoying than getting a pep talk from your peers:
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You feel like the anticipation is literally killing you:
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Once you see the first question, your brain shuts down:
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Can You Identify The Justin Bieber Music Video By A Single Screencap?
♫ 'Cause all I need is a beauty and a beat ♫
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
32 The 1975 Lyrics That Make Perfect Instagram Captions
♫ They're just girls breaking hearts ♫
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1. You're the only thing that's going on in my mind.
2. She had a face straight out a magazine.
3. Babe, you look so cool.
4. I think I'm falling, I'm falling for you.
5. I'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound.
6. I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.
7. You rid me of the blues.
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8. I'm just with my friends online.
9. We're watching television with no sound.
10. Now we are on the bed in my room.
Can You Guess Where These Fast Food Meals Came From?
If you get all of these right, you are a fast food wizard!
66 Lyrics From Beyoncé's "Lemonade" That Make Perfect Instagram Captions
'Cause you slay.
TIDAL
1. Hold up, they don't love you like I love you...
2. You and me could move a mountain 🗻
3. You and me could calm a war down
4. You and me could make it rain now 🌧
5. You and me could stop this love drought
6. True love never has to hide
7. I've seen your scars and kissed your crime... 👄
8. Beyond your darkness, I'm your light 💡
9. How I missed you, my love...
10. When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster 🦀
11. If he hit it right, I might take him on a flight on my chopper
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12. Nothing else ever seemed to hurt like the smile on your face
13. I smell your secret, and I'm not too perfect
14. It is such a shame you let this good love go to waste
15. Don't hurt yourself 😏
16. You can watch my fat ass twist boy as I bounce to the next dick boy
17. Fuck you hater
18. When you hurt me, you hurt yourself
19. I leave your love, I fucks with you
20. I'm just too much for you 💅
21. Just give my fat ass a big kiss boy
22. Tonight I'm fucking up all your shit boy
23. Sorry, I ain't sorry
24. Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough
25. Middle fingers up, put them hands high, wave it in his face, tell him, boy, bye 👋
26. Stop interrupting my grinding
27. He only want me when I'm not there
28. He better call Becky with the good hair
29. Oh, my daddy said shoot 🔫
30. My daddy warned me about men like you, he said baby girl he's playing you
31. Ten times of nine, I know you're lying
32. We built sand castles that washed away... 🌊
33. I made you cry when I walked away
Can You Guess The "Friends" Season Based On Rachel's Outfit?
“It's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me: YOU'RE A SHOE!”
17 Things Only Insanely Clumsy People Will Understand
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
First of all, nobody even bothers asking if you're OK anymore when you get hurt - they just sigh and shake their head.
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And falling in public happens so often that it almost gets less embarrassing every time - almost.
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When you're always tripping over everything, no one trusts you to carry out everyday tasks without getting hurt.
-Debbie Ann, Facebook
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